I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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