I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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