goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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