So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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