This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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