I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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