his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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