A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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