just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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