That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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