Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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