she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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