Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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