weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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