We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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