I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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