I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
My feet surprised me
Randomize
