Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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