one might say we're banned from that church
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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