We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
