I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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