I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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