that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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