It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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