we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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