Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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