I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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