dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
