so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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