I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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