I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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