So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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