He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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