I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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