how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
there is glitter all over my balls
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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