OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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