dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
zippers are such a cool invention
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize