i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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