You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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