plz talk dirty to me
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We got so high we made milksteak
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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