there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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