dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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