I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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