So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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