Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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