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i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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