i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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