what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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