He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I love having hate sex.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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