I'm really into asian looking animals
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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