she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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