he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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