he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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