you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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