I wish I could punch you in the face.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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