we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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