every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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